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Tom Brady expected to play at least four more years

New England Patriots quarterback has said he’d like to play until he’s 50. He’s also said that he wants to play, “until I suck.” Based on the future Hall of Famer’s play last season, it doesn’t look like he’ll suck anytime soon. Today, ESPN reports that the 38-year-old quarterback has agreed with the Patriots on […]

Deceased Massachusetts woman declares Tom Brady’s innocence in her obituary

For all the sports radio hosts, ESPN analysts, and rabid New England Patriots haters who’ve obsessed over the nonsensical “Deflategate” drama for the past few months, a deceased woman from Auburn, Massachusetts has left a message in her obituary. “Brady is innocent!!” declares┬áPatricia M. Shong, who died last week at the age of 72 surrounded […]